Friday, October 22, 2010

Jet Animals Production Rules

I got a bunch of rules for my production team to follow so this show is appropreite

No breasts on any women, don't want any teen viewer to get distracted by them.
No Human ever joins the Jet Animals
No Edible animals on the Jet Animal team, they can go to the bad animals
Cannibalism and Vegetation diets are only allowed on the Bad Animals team. Every jet animal is an omnivore or Carnivore, even antelopes.
No human ears are visible unless they enlarge them in a cartoon way.
Every character has big googley eyes. Special characters can have other types of eyes.
Eating pork scenes will be shortened.
All humans will be either additional villains or citizens.
Every character has four fingers only.
Almost all humans will be look a like.
Jet Animals that already have natural wings are either disabled after and injury or they have no wings at all.
This show takes place in a fictional US city, in the year 3004.
Different human races will only be added with permission or request from different race fans of the show.
Nobody dies, AT ALL.
Dile cannot be a genius unless an occur makes him a smarty pants
Snappy will only do things for lettuce
Jet Animals will never be beaten.
Bad Animals will always be weak.
The Jet Animals will always get the good stuff while the Bad Animals always get the cruddy stuff.
No Blood, Gore, Sexual, Drug and Adult references. C'mon, it's a kids show for goodness sake.
Guest Appearances are necessary.
No normal Shadow effects or textures, Due to time and money.
No realistic body parts.
Everything is cartoony
No dinosaur accuracies, feathered raptors annoy me.

1 comment:

  1. Nobody dies, AT ALL.
    Jet Animals will never be beaten.
    Bad Animals will always be weak.
    The Jet Animals will always get the good stuff while the Bad Animals always get the cruddy stuff.

    Why? Don't you think it would be more interesting if the Bad Animals sometimes got good things, or stole it from the heroes?

    Also...
    No dinosaur accuracies, feathered raptors annoy me.
    Why. Just why.

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